Posts tagged wonkette

Here’s a shocking journalistic discovery by famous webzine the New York Times: Turns out all those Tea Party people are out of work or, at best, retired and homeless. Surprise! Bet you thought they all had seven-figure executive salaries and traveled to these dirt-lot Sarah... [+]

We’ve got so many retrospectives, year-enders, decade-enders, thumbsuckers, years in review and other such journamalism prepared for your End-of-Days Holiday Fuckoff Time, it’s crazy! But we don’t want you to forget our first round of delightful remembrances of America’s lamest decade. Read these, while we... [+]

The Senate went to work on a Sunday — Hanukkah Sunday, we bet! — and desecrated the grave of the Stillborn Jesus to give hundreds of billions of dollars to themselves and their favorite government programs. The bill okays $447 billion for whatever federal agencies... [+]

Ha ha hooray! Dick Armey is FURIOUS! Apparently our 10,000th post about how terrible the teabaggers are really struck a nerve with one Tabitha Hale, who is some kinda muckamuck in teabaggery? It was classless to make mean jokes about these people, the ones who... [+]